Posts Tagged ‘Spidership’

Spidership – a Reaction News Exclusive

Described as everything from a “cheap photoshop” to a “clever camera angle“, one disheveled Freakopolis man claims that this photograph is his evidence of his (frequent) reports that “Spiderships from Blupiter” stole his 1992 Toyota from his somewhat cluttered driveway. The man went on to describe the suspected  spacecraft as “pretty creepy”.

Rest assured that Reaction News will be watching the skies for you, and will be the first to bring you any conclusive evidence of these “Spiderships from Blupiter”, or wherever the mysterious spiderships turn out to be from –and that I’ll personally push for very limited commercial interruption of that broadcast.

Ima Foxx, Reaction News

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